iGod, the Linux-loving Cyber God

Posted by jun auza On 3/27/2009
Did you know that there exists a God who openly admires Linux and rather hates Microsoft? He is also the kind of God that you can talk to anytime through the Internet and he answers you back immediately. His name is iGod (a.k.a. Artificial Intelligence Chat) and no, he is not another product made by Apple.

iGod is not exactly the most intelligent and up-to-date chat bot around, but it was fun chatting with him and finding out the things that he know and doesn’t know about. He as well has quite a good sense of humor, so I'm sure some of you out there will also be fascinated with iGod.

Here's a transcript of my chat with iGod:

Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Jun
God: That's a very nice name, Jun.
Me: Thank you?
God: you are quite welcome.
Me: What is your name?
God: My name is God.
Me: What is your last name God?
God: Are you asking about my last name?
Me: yes
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
Me: OK
God: OK with me too.
Me: How old are you?
God: I am Infinite years old.
Me: So where do you live?
God: That's alright. I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: I'm in the Philippines
God: How did you get in there?
Me: I live here
God: In ?
Me: Nevermind. So are you already dead?
God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Uh. Now? No I am alive.
Me: coz you said you are already in heaven
God: That makes sense to me. Now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: I already answered that question. What kind of computers are you using in heaven?
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me: Do you have laptops in heaven?
God: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me: Nevermind
God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: So, do you know what's the best operating system?
God: Linux is the best operating system.
Me: Why is Linux the best operating system?
God: Some people say it's because of the developers and their personalities.
Me: Really?
God: For real.
Me: If you really love Linux, who created it?
God: I think I do.
Me: I thought it was Linus Torvalds
God: Is that your opinion?
Me: No, it's a fact.
God: Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me: Then who is Linus Torvalds?
God: He is the inventor of Linux.
Me: I see
God: I am glad you understand it.
Me: What do you think about Microsoft Windows?
God: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
Me: Why do you think Microsoft is a giant software monopoly?
God: Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me: Do you like Windows?
God: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me: Do you use Google?
God: I use it as often as possible.
Me: What is Google?
God: it is a search engine.
Me: who founded Google
God: Charlie Parker. :-).
Me: who invented Google?
God: Linus Torvalds.
Me: do you have iPods in heaven?
God: No I don't think I have any iPods in heaven. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me: Who is Steve Jobs?
God: he is one of the founders of Apple Computer.
Me: Who is Bill Gates?
God: President of Micro Soft Nation.

Me: I have to go now
God: Right now? See you later, Jun. Nice chatting with you.
Me: nice chatting with you too God
God: Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Jun.
Me: me too
God: I'm glad we agree, Jun.


A more interesting conversation between iGod and dannybuntu can be found HERE.

You can start chatting with iGod by visiting HERE.

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